space kid zombie killer
horror movies don’t exist

"Scariest horror movie…

Well. Ok. Have you ever heard of Seahawk Trails? It’s this really weird Belgian horror/fantasy film from 1973. This guy got his small village to play all the parts, and they basically each painted their own freaky masks and recreated disturbing regional folk tales. The one that chills me the most is a story about a small boy who learned how to speak to animals (only carnivores, for some reason) and was able to get them to slaughter themselves perfectly with just a few noises- first for food, then to see how far he could get them to go. That may not sound too scary, but the way the whole thing is played out… and how QUIET it is… it’s just so bloodcurdling.”

He asked what movies scared me… for some reason making this up was easier than thinking of the last movie to do it. 


Standing at the punch table swallowing punch
can’t pay attention to the sound of anyone
a little more stupid, a little more scared
every minute more unprepared

I made a mistake in my life today
everything I love gets lost in drawers
I want to start over, I want to be winning
way out of sync from the beginning

I wanna hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I’m very, very frightening
I’ll overdo it

Looking for somewhere to stand and stay
I leaned on the wall and the wall leaned away
Can I get a minute of not being nervous
and not thinking of my d_ck
My leg is sparkles, my leg is pins
I better get my sh_t together, better gather my sh_t in
You could drive a car through my head in five minutes

from one side of it to the other

I wanna hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I’m very, very frightening
I’ll overdo it

You know I dreamed about you
for twenty-nine years before I saw you
You know I dreamed about you
I missed you for
for twenty-nine years

You know I dreamed about you
for twenty-nine years before I saw you
You know I dreamed about you
I missed you for
for twenty-nine years